"DOES YOUR DOG OWN YOU?"
See how many of these statements apply to you and your dog:

*You believe every dog is a lap dog.
*If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.
*You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.
*You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.
*You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.
*You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.
*No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).
*You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.
*You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips,
even when you know where his lips have been.
*You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood.
You know their names.
*You let the neighbor dog sleep over.
*You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.
*Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.
*When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.
*You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.
*You talk to your dog when you are driving.
He answers.
*Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.
MORE